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What's your FIDE rating?

What should Natalia do to make Pogonina.com more interesting for you?

	Annotate her classical games
	Blog more often (personal notes)
	Play a Pogonina vs. Pogonina.com's audience game
	Upload a home video to the website
	Publish more chess news & puzzles
	Add a forum to the website

Who is your favorite active top player?

Poker or chess: what do you like more?

	Chess
	Poker
	Equally attractive/unattractive
	Don't know

What's the largest monetary chess prize you ever won?

How much time per day do you spend on chess-related activities?

Do you have a special chess mascot (pen, badge, toy, etc.)?

	Yes
	No
	I used to have one, but now I don't

Which time control do you prefer for over-the-board tournaments?

	Blitz (5 minutes/game or less)
	Rapid (about 30 min/game)
	Standard (2 hours/game or more)
	For some reason, I don't have a preference

The strongest women's chess team in the world is

	Russian
	Chinese
	Other

What is the strongest national chess team in the world?

Will Magnus Carlsen's rating reach FIDE 2900?

	Yes
	No

Do you think you can become a GM?

	Yes
	No
	Theoretically - yes, practically - no
	I am a GM already
	What is a GM?

Written by Administrator

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

#1

Karpov, very worried, comes to a doctor.
- Doctor, my wife keeps talking when asleep!
- So, what does she usually say?
- "No, Garry, no!"
- Well, that's nothing to worry about
- Really? But my name is Anatoly...
- As long as she says "no", not "yes", it's ok!

#2

Two medical students are discussing if chess talent is inherited.
- It's not, argued the first one - for example, have you heard about Capablanca's father and mother?
- No...
- And about his children?
- No...
- So, do you see my point?
- Well, I haven't heard about Capablanca at all...

#3

One master was asked:
- Are you satisfied with your son-in-law?
- No, he is very bad at chess
- Is it such a problem?
- But he keeps playing all the time!

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