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- I told my father that you are a chess player. He was actually very delighted
- Wow, that's good news!
- Don't get too excited, my Dad doesn't like chess.
- Then what made him happy?
- The last boyfriend of mine whom he tried to kick out of our house was a boxer...
#2
An attractive girl invited a young grandmaster to her place. After traditional weather talk there came a long pause. She decided to cheer the shy guy up and said: "Ok, what do you do when you are in a room with a good-looking girl and there is nothing to discuss?". "Oh, yes" - he looked relieved, snatched out a handheld computer and started vigorously analyzing an interesting position.
#3
A young and slightly drunk lady appears out of a restaraunt and calls for a taxi. - Sir, are you free? - Yes, Mam. - Let's... (then she sees a taxi sign - chess squares) play chess!
